DEMISE OF HUMANKIND UPDATE: MSNBC reports that a New Jersey woman is trying to become the fattest female in the world

It’s the end of the world as we know it, but, unlike R.E.M., I don’t feel so good. It’s time for another "DEMISE OF HUMANKIND UPDATE." In my quest to make the case that humanity is spiraling toward self-obliteration, I submit the following from MSNBC:

"A New Jersey woman is waging a campaign to become the world’s heaviest living woman."

What does her fiancee think? "You look at her curves and see her full belly and generous hips," Philippe Gouamba said. "It’s very sexy."

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