DEMISE OF HUMANKIND UPDATE: ‘Fried beer’ snags title of ‘Most Creative’ at the Big Tex Choice Awards

It’s been a while, but that doesn’t mean that humanity hasn’t been steadily spiraling into self-oblivion. It’s time for a DEMISE OF HUMANKIND UPDATE!

Apparently, cirrhosis and heart disease weren’t doing enough damage to the collective health of Americans independently. Now we’ve combined the health dangers of alcohol and deep-frying into one debilitatingly convenient food product.

Click2Houston.com reports:

“The best fried recipes were crowned Monday at the ‘Big Tex Choice Awards.’

“This winner of the ‘most creative’ fried food was ‘Fried Beer.’ It is actually a beer-filled pretzel pocket, but diners can open the delicious dough and pour a cold one. The best fried recipes were crowned Monday at the ‘Big Tex Choice Awards.’

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